Articles about American Pit Bull Terrier
Don’t play fetch with your Pit Bull because you will surely hurt its joints as well as the joints of innocent bystanders. Besides, it involves letting your Pit Bull off-leash which you definitely don’t do. Don’t bike with your Pit Bull because they will eventually pull to the wrong side of a telephone pole and you will die. Don’t own an untrained Pit Bull ‘cuz that’s just as bad as leaving a machine gun on your front lawn. Don’t take your Pit Bull to group classes because it will definitely grab another dog and create massive media headlines. Don’t show your Pit Bull in UKC dog shows because it will definitely break that silly little shoestring leash and wipe out the surrounding dog population. Don’t show your Pit Bull in ADBA dog shows because we all know that those are just a cover for prostitution and drug smuggling. Nobody shows their dogs unless they’re into something illegal. Mean, duh. Don’t weight pull with your Pit Bull because PeTA will so get you for that. Don’t do obedience with your Pit Bull because these dogs just aren’t that smart. Don’t do agility with your Pit Bull. See any above line about machine guns or mass genocide. Don’t bathe your Pit Bull any more than once a year because you’ll dry out its coat, or any less than once a week because that’s just gross. Don’t speak in any other language except English to or around your Pit Bull because that’s deeply offensive to their cultural heritage. Don’t post on any Pit Bull-related message boards because the CIA, FBI, ATF and any other associated letter people will swoop down and take your computer, you naughty thing. Don’t get any of that paraphernalia stuff (treadmills, springpoles, etc.) because, yeah, just because. Don’t get a blue-nose Pit Bull because they are fake. Don’t get a red-nose Pit Bull because everyone knows that red is recessive to black and without strong pigment your dog will spontaneously combust in the sunlight. Don’t get a black-nose Pit Bull because those are just boring to look at. If you’re going to get a Pit Bull, you might as well make a statement. Don’t teach a Pit Bull to open the fridge and get you a beer. They will eventually become alcoholics and you’re just being lazy. Don’t leave a Pit Bull without a job to do, unless the only job available is beer retrieval. Don’t try to explain the theory of relativity to a Pit Bull. Don’t let a Pit Bull ride loose in the car because they will eventually ask to drive, and the breed can only legally drive in southern California. Do as this article says, not as it don’t. Don’t put your Pit Bull on a chain as it automatically qualifies you for inbred hillbilly freakdom. Don’t let your Pit Bull live in the house because it will go to their head and it’s important to keep the breed in a constant state of submission. Don’t dress your Pit Bull up for Halloween as they will surely be abducted when they go out trick-or-treating. Don’t feed your Pit Bull high-protein food because they don’t need all that. Don’t feed your Pit Bull food that costs less than $2.00 a pound, cheapskate. Don’t feed raw foods to your Pit Bull because they’re genetically engineered to do better on kibble and blood makes them go crazy on a full moon. Just don’t get a Pit Bull. You heard, don’t. You’re being watched, little mister. Unless you’re a little missy, in which case, don’t. ...to read the other interesting article please click on here...
