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.6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday. 5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life. 4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog. 3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day. 2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you. 1. A dog does not shop. Lock a woman and a dog in the trunk of a car for an hour, then open it to see who's happy to see you. Life lessons learned from a dog: 1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want. 2. Don't go out without ID. 3. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a kiss. 4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it. 5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap. 6. Always give people a friendly greeting. 7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed). Things dogs have to remember: -I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. -The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. -I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. -I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. -I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. -I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. -I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. -I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. -"Kitty box crunchies" are not food. -I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing. -The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. -I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. -We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. -I will not steal my mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it. -My head does not belong in the refrigerator. -I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration....to read the other interesting article please click on here.....